Canadian Steam: They’re Polite, But Not Tonight. Canadian Steam: A Music & Comedy Show w/ Mildly Sexy Lumberjacks
Date/Time: Jan 30 2026, 7:30 pm to 9:30 pm
Port Moody, Inlet Theatre | Event calendarCost: $44.00
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Dispatched from Canada’s Ministry of Sexy, these medium-hot lumberjacks are on an official government-sanctioned mission to prove that Canada’s hottest quality is it’s sense of humour..
Hold onto your toques, folks! Get ready for ridiculously funny improv, live music and zero shame.
These guys have only one objective: to win your laughs. That’s right, only you, the audience, will determine whether or not they have completed their mission: to earn your Stamp of Sexy.
It's Whose Line Is It Anyway? meets Magic Mike!
The cast of Canadian Steam has rocked stages at Just for Laughs, picked up Canadian Comedy Awards, and performed with Second City -appearing on CBC’s The Debaters, Netflix, and Amazon Prime. Now they’re bringing you a comedy show that’s 100% Canadian and 1000% ridiculous.
This flannel-fueled night of music and comedy features:
- Hilarious improvised songs & sketch
- Dangerously enthusiastic dance numbers
- Exciting crowd work!
- The perfect amount of jaw-dropping “eh”-rotica!
- And plenty of Cheeky Canadian charm
- They’ll improvise and tantalize Great White North style!
From the creators at The Comedy Department – winners of the 2025 TripAdvisor Travellers’ Choice Award, this laugh-out-loud sexy spectacle has been delighting audiences everywhere.
These flannel-clad heartthrobs have been officially dispatched by the Ministry of Sexy™ (yes, that’s totally a thing) to prove that Canada isn’t just nice – it’s devastatingly funny.
But here’s the twist: Audience judges decide if they’ve earned the Official Stamp of Sexy at the end of the night. And your cheers, your laughter, your votes hold the power!
If not? They’ll be politely asked to hang up their plaid and retreat quietly to their log cabins in shame.
Armed with maple syrup, silky serenades, some of the most averagely sexy bods this side of the Rockies, these lumberjacks are on a government-sanctioned mission to bring the funny and the heat -one Timbit-loving town at a time.
So whether you’re out with your crew, celebrating something big, or just craving a night of maple-drenched mayhem –Canadian Steam is the comedy experience you didn’t even know was included in your healthcare.
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